You Know It's Christmas in Puerto Rico When...

1. You have to keep the advent calendar in the fridge, otherwise the little chocolate candies melt.

2. The local pool offers "Swimming With Santa!" Friday, 1-6pm

3. The work holiday party last for 6 hours and involves roasting an entire pig.

4. The panhandlers at the intersections are wearing Santa hats.

5. You give the December visiting teaching message while hanging out in the pool with the ladies.

6. Toys R Us, the only toy store on the island, starts opening at 6am.

7. You go to Toys R Us, which thing you had never before considered.

8. While looking for parking at Toys R Us at 8am, you are also searching desperately for a shady spot.

9. Lucy is suspicious of the Santa at the ward party because you can see flip flops under his boots.