Wednesday, January 17, 2018
The Christmas Card that Wasn't
I didn't get a Christmas Card sent this year, but if I had it would have been something like this:
A quote to sum up the year, for each Gregory family member...
Chris: "Pun, pun, joke, unhelpful advice." -Lucy, summarizing Chris's parenting style
Carrie: "Mom, your answer for most things is to throw money at it and then take a nap." -Theo
Lucy: "I would like to be a housecat because they're a lot like me- they just want to lie on the couch and judge you."
Theo: (Carrie, exasperated) "THEO! Do you just get everything you want?!" (Theo, genuinely puzzled) "Well yes, but that's because I have reasonable goals."
We wish the best for all of you and your reasonable goals in 2018.
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Haha, I love it! I still think you should send it out.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm with Rachel.
ReplyDelete"Out of the mouth of babes." And yes, I think you should send it out, too, even though it's too short.
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