jepordy and fecal matter

1. dr. oz was talking about how important it was to keep your tooth brushes covered so microscopic particles of fecal material don't make their way out of the toilet, thru the air, and onto your toothbrush. i'm pretty sure i have WAY bigger chances throughout the day to get microscopic particles of fecal material on me or my things... like when i get POO ON ME!! dr oz wouldn't last a day at my house. it isn't for the immune-compromised.

2. darcy had a blanket draped around her shoulders, then she opened her arms out wide, so the blanket formed a wall on either side of her. than a game idea struck her. "hey guys (addressing all the boys)! you choose a side to run at, just like a bull, and plow thru the blanket. behind one of the walls will be a chair. you have to run fast, so you don't know which side of the blanket has the chair behind it. you might crash, or you might just run on thru! just like jepordy!"

(authors note: "wha?")