Friday, January 6, 2012

conversations with tim's new iphone

for these to be at their best, please hear a smooth, female, computer voice in your head when you read siri.

siri: what can i help you with?
tim: launch urban spoon app.
siri: ever so sorry, tim, i'm not allowed to do that.
t: why not?
s: i don't know. frankly, i've wondered that myself.
t: you're so hot.
s: thanks. can we get back to work now?


t: where is the avenue restaurant in fresno?
s: i can't find any restaurants in fresno.
t: you are not as helpful as they say in the commercials.
s: (pause) if you say so, tim.


t: thank you, siri.
s: just doing my job.
t: you are wonderful.
s: i bet you say that to all your virtual assistants.

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