Top five signs at the Christmas party that your company might be not be experiencing the effects of current economic downturn:
1. Menu includes small foods on toothpicks and offered by someone in a bow tie.
2. There is a piano player hired for the evening.
3. The event isn't held in the break room, but in a ballroom.
4. There's an open bar. Unlimited juice???
5. The gift to all employees is a super sweet patagonia backpack, embroidered with the company logo.
no. way. maybe lawrence tire can give out patagonia backpacks next year...
ReplyDeleteSweet! Sounds like you picked the right company Jerry.
ReplyDeleteCan you get me a job, Jerry?
ReplyDeleteAh, but is there FOX News?
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