First of all, Santa is real. But, not the one who came to our church party and not the one who came to last year's church party, either. And here is why:
1. Last year I saw the guy pretending to be Santa was wearing flip-flops under his fake boots.
2. This year, I saw a regular guy with white eyebrows. Later when I saw Santa he had the same eyebrows.
3. I saw the regular guy hide a coat. A RED coat.
4. They had the same glasses.
PS- I never saw those two at the same time.
