Of course, it seems silly to take five people to Berkeley just for a hat, so we stopped off to see these guys:

After we wandered around Berkeley for awhile, it was time to leave "educational" behind us and move on to "dangerous". It was time for
"How can this place stay open with all that liability?"
"Only send your child here if they have closed-toed shoes and a tetanus shot."
"Remember that junkyard where Fat Albert and his gang used to hang out?"
"As if Lord of the Flies was set amidst the happiest shanty town on earth."
So of course we were going, and we weren't disappointed. Here is the sign that greeted us on the way in:

Total cost of admission: $0
# of times Theo was injured by a 'Mr Dangerous'- 1
# of adults I saw in any official capacity: 0
Age of "staff member" handing out saws and nails: 9
# of rules posted: 2. ("Keep your shoes, and your eyes.")
Age requirement to be dropped off by your parent completely without supervision: 7
Age required to ride the zipline: 6 (thankfully)
Minimum age required to check out a handsaw: None

We had to collect a lot of splinters to get that much paint, but it was worth it.

Totally awesome!!!! I want to go.
ReplyDeleteIts like Auberry being brought to the big city. Hey there kids, here's some real fun!
ReplyDeleteSo much for our conversation on Mama Mona's cavalier attitude toward supervision and safety!
ReplyDeleteI totally want to go. Where is this place so that I can plan to go whenever I find myself in whatever part of the world this is?
ReplyDeleteWow. I need a Berkeley hat like I never needed one before.
ReplyDeleteWe need to go yesterday. If you're not dirty, in danger, or hurt, you're not having fun.
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