me (to mom) - "what do you MEAN do i want you to come down now or later?!! NOW!"
me- "how do you discipline theo?"
Carrie - "i usually stick him in the toilet ...i mean bathroom!! i mean BATHROOM!! beth?"
Lucy - "excuse me! is anyone going to feed me?!"
Dad- "so what exactly is the problem here?"
me - "the next kid who gets out of bed is going to get pummeled with this flyswatter. now who is going to say the prayer?"
Theo - "uumm phan byucktoo! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Lucy - "throwing all that stuff away is very bad for the earth, you know!"
Sydney - "can i kill a chicken for my birthday?"
tim - "we are NOT having any more kids."
No comments:
Post a Comment